The following is offered in homage to my literary beginnings as a fifth grade science fiction author of such works as “February 11, 1971, DOOMSDAY,” “Blast-Off to Eternity,” “MONSTERVILLE, U.S.A.,” and “Journey to the Center of the Sun.” “Fritening Experiences” was one of several series I worked on, its last being Case 8, “Slave Boy of Venus.” Case 9 which follows is true to my fifth grade format, spelling, and comprehensive understanding of Grade B 1950’s science fiction movies.
Chapter I. The Aleins Big Mistake
In the year 1952 aleins from Gaucoazezama (Gwa-Ko-a-ZEZ-a-ma) plotted the destruction of the Earth. Soon they found that Taoist Masters (MAAH-stirs) didn’t want them on Earth and vowed war against the aleins. Soon a big war began, and soon the aleins were losing because their death rays were slower than Taoist Mind Rays and the Taoist Masters could fry many aleins at once from the mountain of the KLONG-TAR province of China.
One day an alein was trying to flee the scene of a big battle the aleins were losing with his arm blown off. The Alein, known as GARTHAX-5, was driving a stolen car he had stolen to get away when it ran out of gas. He was afraid of being killed by the Taoists so he hid in a house. He was a coward and knew he would be killed by the Gaucoazezama warlords if they knew he ran away.
But in the house he found a MULTIPORT SHAMAN (MULL-tee-Port SHAH-man) and soon he was radioing a space message how the aleins could beat the Taoists. If he knew what was about to happen he would be even more afraid than he was.
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