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Complaints, Fight Songs, and Daily Technology

Sortmind Blog - Michael D. Smith Posted on May 21, 2020 by Michael D. SmithMay 21, 2020

I wrote this piece of satire after perusing some older journals, but to my dismay I realized that if I’d actually run across this passage in a previous journal I might have thought it was a real entry. It’s bugged … Continue reading →

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Jump Grenade – The Author Interview

Sortmind Blog - Michael D. Smith Posted on October 10, 2019 by Michael D. SmithOctober 10, 2019

Q: So what’s this crap you’ve got now? Jump Grenade? And don’t give me any of those typical BS marketing blurbs. MDS: All right, guy, let’s get into it. Basically the novel is about psychopathy, how much fun it is … Continue reading →

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Jump Grenade is Published

Sortmind Blog - Michael D. Smith Posted on October 3, 2019 by Michael D. SmithOctober 3, 2019

Billy Bolamme, psychopathic Junior Dropout Basketball League star, joins shamanic forces with Guenevere “Universe” Ryder, fellow high school dropout, art gallery receptionist, and unwitting accomplice to thirty thousand murders. Berserk at missing his five hundredth point in a row, Billy … Continue reading →

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The Karma of Fancy One-Line Blog Posts

Sortmind Blog - Michael D. Smith Posted on August 14, 2018 by Michael D. SmithAugust 14, 2018

I don’t pay much attention to my list of ideas for blog posts, because new ideas keep arising and, when I do peruse my notes, I see many I’ve retained out of obligation and which I know I’ll never write.  … Continue reading →

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Kevin Stukia, Rock Journalist, 1975

Sortmind Blog - Michael D. Smith Posted on August 7, 2018 by Michael D. SmithJune 25, 2019

I got a great deal of enjoyment–or maybe it was the relief of offloading a big pile of Shadow–lampooning rock journalist Kevin Stukia, reporter for Ungodly Procreative New Jersey Suburbs Music Magazine, as he covers the dizzying rise of the … Continue reading →

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I’ll Write Your Book Blurbs, or, When Lilith’s Beloved Kentucky Horse Farm Goes into Bankruptcy …

Sortmind Blog - Michael D. Smith Posted on November 9, 2017 by Michael D. SmithNovember 9, 2017

Writers know how difficult it can be to come up with a decent book blurb. How can we possibly distill our novel’s entire universe into one attention-grabbing slab of marketingese? The good news is that now you can just blow … Continue reading →

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Akard Drearstone – The Blog Post, Part III: How the Songs Came About

Sortmind Blog - Michael D. Smith Posted on November 4, 2017 by Michael D. SmithJune 26, 2019

The idea for Akard Drearstone came as I idly examined two sheets of blank square pink paper at my hated insurance job in August 1975. In a burst of inexplicable high energy it occurred to me to make these into … Continue reading →

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Crisis! Restructure Major Metropolitan Library!

Sortmind Blog - Michael D. Smith Posted on October 6, 2016 by Michael D. SmithJune 26, 2019

This summer’s Draft 7 of Sortmind completely changed the old library-centric plot of the original novel, and it was only after a small amount of grief that I finally knew I had to let go of the following mini-chapter from … Continue reading →

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Allan Confronts the Three Thugs

Sortmind Blog - Michael D. Smith Posted on August 30, 2015 by Michael D. SmithMay 16, 2020

An excerpt from CommWealth: Allan parked the Maserati on Walnut Street and slammed the door with what he hoped was appropriate showdown force. A few customers on the patio looked up, then went back to their beers and chessmen. Allan … Continue reading →

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Allan Larson’s Cabaret

Sortmind Blog - Michael D. Smith Posted on August 27, 2015 by Michael D. SmithMay 16, 2020

In my just-published novel CommWealth, Allan Larson browbeats the Forensic Squad acting troupe into staging an infantile play he’s written called Cabaret. (Though he swears his play has nothing to do with the 1972 movie of the same name, one … Continue reading →

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